The Mental Patient

by Michelle M.
(New Jersey, USA)

I saw this one when I was working at a car insurance company. A patient had escaped from a mental hospital and was running across a nearby highway - naked.


One vehicle swerved to avoid hitting him, and struck another vehicle. The police officer filled out his report.


On the diagram section, he drew two rectangles - labeled Vehicle #1 and Vehicle #2 - and an "X". The X had an arrow pointing to it with the label "Ugly Naked Guy".


And people say that cops in NJ have no sense of humor!

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Loved it Michelle! Imagine being the driver...

I've had dogs run out in front of me and, here in Australia, kangaroos. That's startling enough, but an "ugly naked guy" would be enough to cause anyone to have an accident! Grin!

Thanks so much for giving us a laugh by sharing that one today!

Safe Driving!
Angie